My name is
Temperance Deassee Brennan. I'm five-five, feisty, and
forty-plus. Multidegreed. Overworked. Underpaid.
Dying.
Slashing lines through that bit of
literary inspiration, I penned another opening.
I'm a forensic anthropologist. I know
death. Now it stalks me. This is my story.
Merciful God. Jack Webb and Dragnet
reincarnate.
More slashes.
I glanced at the clock. Two thirty-five.
Abandoning the incipient autobiography,
I began to doodle. Circles inside circles. The clock face.
The conference room. The UNCC campus. Charlotte. North
Carolina. North America. Earth. The Milky Way.
Around me, my colleagues argued minutiae
with all the passion of religious zealots. The current
debate concerned wording within a subsection of the
departmental self-study. The room was stifling, the topic
poke-me-in-the-eye dull. We'd been in session for over two
hours, and time was not flying.
I added spiral arms to the outermost of
my concentric circles. Began filling spaces with dots. Four
hundred billion stars in the galaxy. I wished I could put my
chair into hyperdrive to any one of them.
Anthropology is a broad discipline,
comprised of linked subspecialties. Physical. Cultural.
Archaeological. Linguistic. Our department has the full
quartet. Members of each group were feeling a need to have
their say.
George Petrella is a linguist who
researches myth as a narrative of individual and collective
identity. Occasionally he says something I understand.
At the moment, Petrella was objecting to
the wording "reducible to" four distinct fields. He was
proposing substitution of the phrase "divisible into."
Cheresa Bickham, a Southwestern
archaeologist, and Jennifer Roberts, a specialist in
cross-cultural belief systems, were holding firm for
"reducible to."
Tiring of my galactic pointillism, and
not able to reduce or divide my ennui into any matters of
interest, I switched to calligraphy.
Temperance. The trait of avoiding
excess.
Double order, please. Side of restraint.
Hold the ego.
Time check.
Two fifty-eight.
The verbiage flowed on.
At 3:10 a vote was taken. "Divisible
into" carried the day.
Evander Doe, department chair for over a
decade, was presiding. Though roughly my age, Doe looks like
someone out of a Grant Wood painting. Bald. Owlish
wire-rims. Pachyderm ears.
Most who know Doe consider him dour. Not
me. I've seen the man smile at least two or three times.
Having put "divisible into" behind him,
Doe proceeded to the next burning issue. I halted my swirly
lettering to listen.
Should the department's mission
statement stress historical ties to the humanities and
critical theory, or should it emphasize the emerging role of
the natural sciences and empirical observation?
My aborted autobiography had been smack
on. I would die of boredom before this meeting
adjourned.
Sudden mental image. The infamous
sensory deprivation experiments of the 1950s. I pictured
volunteers wearing opaque goggles and padded hand muffs,
lying on cots in white-noise chambers.
I listed their symptoms and compared
them to my present state.
Anxiety. Depression. Antisocial
behavior. Hallucination.
I crossed out the fourth item. Though
stressed and irritable, I wasn't hallucinating. Yet. Not
that I'd mind. A vivid vision would have provided diversion.
Don't get me wrong. I've not grown
cynical about teaching. I love being a professor. I regret
that my interaction with students seems more limited each
year.
Why so little classroom time? Back to
the subdiscipline thing.
Ever try to see just a doctor? Forget
it. Cardiologist. Dermatologist. Endocrinologist.
Gastroenterologist. It's a specialized world. My field is no
different.
Anthropology: the study of the human
organism. Physical anthropology: the study of the biology,
variability, and evolution of the human organism. Osteology:
the study of the bones of the human organism. Forensic
anthropology: the study of the bones of the human organism
for legal purposes.
Follow the diverging branches, and there
I am. Though my training was in bioarchaeology, and I
started my career excavating and analyzing ancient remains,
I shifted into forensics years ago. Crossed to the dark
side, my grad school buddies still tease. Drawn by fame and
fortune. Yeah, right. Well, maybe some notoriety, but
certainly no fortune.
Forensic anthropologists work with the
recently dead. We're employed by law enforcement agencies,
coroners, medical examiners, prosecutors, defense attorneys,
the military, human rights groups, and mass-disaster
recovery teams. Drawing on our knowledge of biomechanics,
genetics, and skeletal anatomy, we address questions of
identification, cause of death, postmortem interval, and
postmortem alteration of the corpse. We examine the burned,
decomposed, mummified, mutilated, dismembered, and skeletal.
Often, by the time we see remains, they're too compromised
for an autopsy to yield data of value.
As an employee of the state of North
Carolina, I'm under contract to both UNC-Charlotte, and to
the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner, which has
facilities in Charlotte and Chapel Hill. In addition, I
consult for the Laboratoire de sciences judiciaires et de
médecine légale in Montreal.
North Carolina and Quebec?
Extraordinaire. More on that later.
Because of my cross-border treks and my
dual responsibilities within North Carolina, I teach only
one course at UNCC, an upper-level seminar in forensic
anthropology. This was my biannual semester in the
classroom.
And the conference room.
I look forward to the teaching. It's the
interminable meetings that I detest. And the faculty
politics.
Someone moved that the mission statement
be returned to committee for further study. Hands rose, mine
among them. As far as I was concerned, the thing could be
sent to Zimbabwe for permanent interment.
Doe introduced the next agenda item.
Formation of a committee on professional ethics.
Inwardly groaning, I began a list of
tasks requiring my attention.
1. Specimens to Alex.
Alex is my lab and teaching assistant.
Using my selections, she would set up a bone quiz for the
next seminar.
2. Report to LaManche.
Pierre LaManche is a pathologist, and
chief of the medico-legal section at the LSJML. The last
case I'd done before leaving Montreal the previous week was
one of his, an auto-fire victim. According to my analysis,
the charred corpse was that of a thirty-something white
male.
Unfortunately for LaManche, the presumed
driver should have been a fifty-nine-year-old Asian female.
Unfortunately for the victim, someone had pumped two slugs
into his left parietal. Unfortunately for me, the case was a
homicide and would probably require my presence in court.
3. Report to Larabee.
Tim Larabee is the Mecklenburg County
medical examiner, and director of the three-pathologist
Charlotte facility. His had been the first case I'd done
upon returning to North Carolina, a bloated and decomposed
lower torso washed up on the shore of the Catawba River.
Pelvic structure had indicated the individual was male.
Skeletal development had bracketed the age between twelve
and fourteen. Healed fractures of the right fourth and fifth
metatarsals had suggested the possibility of an ID from
antemortem hospital records and X-rays, if such could be
found.
4. Phone Larabee.
Arriving on campus today, I'd found a
two-word voice mail from the MCME: Call me. I'd been
dialing when Petrella came to drag me into the meeting from
hell.
When last we'd spoken, Larabee had
located no missing person reports that matched the Catawba
River vic's profile. Perhaps he'd now found one. I hoped so,
for the sake of the family. And the child.
I thought of the conversation Larabee
would have with the parents. I've had those talks, delivered
those life-shattering pronouncements. It's the worst part of
my job. There is no easy way to tell a mother and father
that their child is dead. That his legs have been found, but
his head remains missing.
5. Sorenstein recommendation.
Rudy Sorenstein was an undergraduate
with hopes of continuing his studies at Harvard or Berkeley.
No letter from me was going to make that happen. But Rudy
tried hard. Worked well with others. I'd give his mediocre
GPA the best spin possible.
6. Katy shopping.
Kathleen Brennan Petersons is my
daughter, living in Charlotte as of this fall, employed as a
researcher in the public defender's office. Having spent the
previous six years as an undergraduate at the University of
Virginia, Katy was desperately in need of clothes made of
fabric other than denim. And of money to buy them. I'd
offered to serve as fashion consultant. There's irony. Pete,
my estranged husband, was functioning as ways and means.
7. Birdie litter.
Birdie is my cat. He is fussy concerning
matters of feline toilette, and expresses his displeasure in
ways I try to prevent. Inconveniently, Birdie's preferred
litter brand is available only in veterinary offices.
8. Dental checkup.
The notification had been delivered with
yesterday's mail.
Sure. I'd get right on that.
9. Dry cleaning.
10. Car inspection.
11. Shower door handle.
I sensed, more than heard, an odd sound
in the room. Stillness.
Glancing up, I realized attention was
focused on me.
"Sorry." I shifted a hand to cover my
tablet. Casually.
"Your preference, Dr. Brennan?"
"Read them back."
Doe listed what I assumed were three
hotly contested names.
"Committee on Professional
Responsibility and Conduct. Committee on the Evaluation of
Ethical Procedures. Committee on Ethical Standards and
Practices."
"The latter implies the imposition of
rules set by an external body or regulating board." Petrella
was doing petulant.
Bickham threw her pen to the tabletop.
"No. It does not. It is simp -- "
"The department is creating an ethics
committee, right?"
"It's critical that the body's title
accurately reflect the philosophical underpinnings -- "
"Yes." Doe's reply to my question cut
Petrella off.
"Why not call
it the Ethics Committe...